白乌鸦扯蛋：为啥像素游戏要和谐？只因为这些时装太顶啦
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/nHimhpboxgdFdyA.jpg
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/zTDekFboxgdFdwi.png?_t=1605449044926&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237340：大家好远念，由于骚得一批的老污鸦独自一人做了某些不可言状的事情，于是今年的生活费就只剩下200了。因此，老污鸦决定在年底加更扯蛋记，弄点稿费来赚点生活费补补身子，好让自己渡过一个不肾亏的年。友情提示一下各位看本期扯蛋前请准备好纸巾、营养快线、六味地黄丸、太太口服液之类的东西，如果老污鸦下一期久未更新，那多半是被请去喝茶了。http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/JLzWKCboxgdvFFE.jpg?_t=1605448751199&_t=1605448816437&_t=1605448992564&_t=1605449044924&_t=1605449138315&_t=1605449153339&_t=1605449237337
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/zTDekFboxgdFdwi.png?_t=1605449044926&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237340：根据韩服体验服的最新爆料，暗夜使者比天界玫瑰更先一步迎来了第三次觉醒的更新。几乎让所有的天界母老虎们感到气得大热天的浑身发抖！最终超级争气的眼泪流了下来。http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/EOvphXboxgfbEhm.png
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/zTDekFboxgdFdwi.png?_t=1605449044926&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237340&_t=1605450133631：不过当大伙儿看到死灵术士三觉的插画时，除了女玩家以外的人都振奋了！
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/anwBpvboxgedryE.png?_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237340&_t=1605450133632
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/zTDekFboxgdFdwi.png?_t=1605449044926&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237340&_t=1605450133631：然而好景不长，这才刚出没半个钟，这三觉的立绘就立马多出了一块布来。老污鸦这一寻思，现在离入冬还有一段时间，咋就这么急着多块布？剑魔的大白面馒头好歹也是出了好一阵子才被和谐的啊……http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/IXDXGRboxgdzuFh.gif?_t=1605448992566&_t=1605449044926&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237340&_t=1605450133631&_t=1605451006083&_t=1605451557070
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/zTDekFboxgdFdwi.png?_t=1605449044926&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237340&_t=1605450133631：好吧，仔细想想，毕竟现在的熊孩子有些过于早熟了，而里游戏刺激的画面又那么多了，要是被那些熊孩子看到了把持不住，谁又知道他们能整出啥幺儿子来？http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/MhRbEUboxgdvEhw.jpg?_t=1605448751199&_t=1605448816437&_t=1605448992564&_t=1605449044924&_t=1605449138315&_t=1605449153339&_t=1605449237337&_t=1605450133629
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/zTDekFboxgdFdwi.png?_t=1605449044926&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237340&_t=1605450133631：更何况， 就连《××航线》和《○○前线》这种被戏称为窑子、靠出卖色相的游戏都不得不加块布料了，像dnf这种网游大头不加也有些说不过去了。http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/ysMQKQboxgdvFbc.jpg?_t=1605448751201&_t=1605448816439&_t=1605448992566&_t=1605449044925&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237339&_t=1605450133631
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/zTDekFboxgdFdwi.png?_t=1605449044926&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237340&_t=1605450133631：可是令老污鸦在内的众多玩家百思不得其解的是，为毛连像素风格的角色时装也要被和谐呢！？整得现在新出的时装把女角色一个个包得跟粽子似的。
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/dDClguboxgdvFeB.jpg?_t=1605448751200&_t=1605448816438&_t=1605448992565&_t=1605449044925&_t=1605449138316&_t=1605449153340&_t=1605449237338&_t=1605450133630
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/zTDekFboxgdFdwi.png?_t=1605449044926&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237340&_t=1605450133631：也因为这个缘故，每一次出有关于旧时装的活动时，很多玩家为了得到一些还没被和谐的时装不惜一掷千金。（老污鸦变穷原因之一）http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/yjgPDOboxgfCssB.jpg
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/zTDekFboxgdFdwi.png?_t=1605449044926&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237340&_t=1605450133631&_t=1605451006083：莫非是狗策划的圈钱计划？不对啊，出新时装的话，卖的价格一般比老时装活动更贵一些，虽然某些新出时装也是蛮漂亮，但有句话怎么说来着？http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/vercfTboxgdvDku.jpg?_t=1605448751201&_t=1605448816439&_t=1605448992565&_t=1605449044925&_t=1605449138316&_t=1605449153340&_t=1605449237339&_t=1605450133631&_t=1605451006081
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/UpOQFcboxgdvDur.png?_t=1605448751200&_t=1605448816438&_t=1605448992565&_t=1605449044925&_t=1605449138316&_t=1605449153340&_t=1605449237338&_t=1605450133630&_t=1605451006081
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/zTDekFboxgdFdwi.png?_t=1605449044926&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237340&_t=1605450133631&_t=1605451006083：老污鸦真的是越玩越纳闷了，一个像素风的游戏有必要这么整么~我还不信！那些要和谐的时装还能有多刺激了！http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/atrGELboxgdxyjg.png?_t=1605448816439&_t=1605448992566&_t=1605449044925&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237339&_t=1605450133631&_t=1605451006082
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/zTDekFboxgdFdwi.png?_t=1605449044926&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237340&_t=1605450133631&_t=1605451006083：所以！这一期的白乌鸦扯蛋记，就让老污鸦来给大伙探究一下，像素风格的女角色究竟能有多刺激，我就不信还能刺激到能让人把持不住的地步了！http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/UJRtaFboxgdvCCC.png?_t=1605448751201&_t=1605448816439&_t=1605448992566&_t=1605449044925&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153340&_t=1605449237339&_t=1605450133631&_t=1605451006081（啊这……还没开始，老污鸦就忽然有点顶不住了啊↑↑↑）
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/zTDekFboxgdFdwi.png?_t=1605449044926&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237340&_t=1605450133631&_t=1605451006083：咱们先来看看关于守护者的那些刺激的时装图，至于那个角色最大的看点老污鸦就不多说了，看图看图~（以下各种时装图寻自网络各大论坛）
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http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/kBRCpiboxgdvDzn.png?_t=1605448751200&_t=1605448816438&_t=1605448992565&_t=1605449044924&_t=1605449138316&_t=1605449153340&_t=1605449237338&_t=1605450133630&_t=1605451006080
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/gzFzRJboxggnlyr.gif
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/VRqMmuboxgdFdAt.png?_t=1605449044926&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237340&_t=1605450133631&_t=1605451006083&_t=1605451557070：好吧，这么一看好像还是有点刺激，或许小朋友看了是有些把持不住，但ndf里头已经没有小友朋会坑入了，大多是都快变成油腻的叔大的年轻人了……你说老鸦污打字的序顺有问题？因为鸦污老现在用单手打的。粗现亿点点差错也是常正的啊。http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/gDdcQQboxgdzuzj.gif?_t=1605448992566&_t=1605449044926&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237340&_t=1605450133631&_t=1605451006082&_t=1605451557070
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/VRqMmuboxgdFdAt.png?_t=1605449044926&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237340&_t=1605450133631&_t=1605451006083&_t=1605451557070：可惜的是，有的时装再怎么好看，也已经是一去不复返了。现在的老污鸦只希望能在战令里开出众神套的配件，因为……
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/kbDpWhboxgdvDEq.jpg?_t=1605448751200&_t=1605448816438&_t=1605448992565&_t=1605449044925&_t=1605449138316&_t=1605449153340&_t=1605449237338&_t=1605450133630&_t=1605451006081&_t=1605451557069
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/VRqMmuboxgdFdAt.png?_t=1605449044926&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237340&_t=1605450133631&_t=1605451006083&_t=1605451557070：好了，守护者的现在已经看得差不多了，咱再来看看女枪手的。http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/aWADIQboxgdvEla.png?_t=1605448751201&_t=1605448816439&_t=1605448992565&_t=1605449044925&_t=1605449138316&_t=1605449153340&_t=1605449237339&_t=1605450133631&_t=1605451006081&_t=1605451557069
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/KInMXFboxgdvFib.png?_t=1605448751199&_t=1605448816437&_t=1605448992564&_t=1605449044924&_t=1605449138315&_t=1605449153339&_t=1605449237338&_t=1605450133629&_t=1605451006080&_t=1605451557068
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/WGsnEGboxggxBja.png
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/NnGTstboxgdvEtE.png?_t=1605448751199&_t=1605448816437&_t=1605448992564&_t=1605449044924&_t=1605449138315&_t=1605449153339&_t=1605449237337&_t=1605450133629&_t=1605451006079&_t=1605451557067&_t=1605451900161
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/VRqMmuboxgdFdAt.png?_t=1605449044926&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237340&_t=1605450133631&_t=1605451006083&_t=1605451557070&_t=1605451900164：不得不说，女枪手的大白腿是出了名的美，难怪每个人一提到天界母老虎，第一时间就想到大白腿和大长腿之类的词~~~~
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/FgXGcJboxgdvFCz.gif?_t=1605448751200&_t=1605448816438&_t=1605448992565&_t=1605449044925&_t=1605449138316&_t=1605449153340&_t=1605449237338&_t=1605450133630&_t=1605451006081&_t=1605451557069&_t=1605451900163
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/zTDekFboxgdFdwi.png?_t=1605449044926&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237340&_t=1605450133631&_t=1605451006083&_t=1605451557070&_t=1605451900164：当然除了腿长以外，其他地方也是非常完美的，放在三次元就相当于不用PS就整不出来的身材。也多亏了那些刺激的时装，老污鸦现在已经可以熟练的用单手打字了~在老污鸦看来，放眼整个dnf，恐怕已经没有任何一个角色的腿要比天界母老虎们要好康咯~http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/bEyibHboxgdvFqy.jpg?_t=1605448751199&_t=1605448816438&_t=1605448992564&_t=1605449044924&_t=1605449138315&_t=1605449153339&_t=1605449237338&_t=1605450133629&_t=1605451006080&_t=1605451557068&_t=1605451900162
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/VRqMmuboxgdFdAt.png?_t=1605449044926&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237340&_t=1605450133631&_t=1605451006083&_t=1605451557070&_t=1605451900164：我收收回刚才说的话，咱们……再来看看暗夜使者~
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/PxyaaXboxgdvFAB.jpg?_t=1605448751201&_t=1605448816439&_t=1605448992565&_t=1605449044925&_t=1605449138316&_t=1605449153340&_t=1605449237339&_t=1605450133630&_t=1605451006081&_t=1605451557069&_t=1605451900163
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/FNdBjDboxgdvErj.png?_t=1605448751200&_t=1605448816438&_t=1605448992565&_t=1605449044924&_t=1605449138316&_t=1605449153339&_t=1605449237338&_t=1605450133630&_t=1605451006080&_t=1605451557068&_t=1605451900162
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/vvUWYwboxgdvEjl.jpg?_t=1605448751200&_t=1605448816438&_t=1605448992565&_t=1605449044924&_t=1605449138316&_t=1605449153340&_t=1605449237338&_t=1605450133630&_t=1605451006080&_t=1605451557068&_t=1605451900162
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/VRqMmuboxgdFdAt.png?_t=1605449044926&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237340&_t=1605450133631&_t=1605451006083&_t=1605451557070&_t=1605451900164：对于这个角色，老污鸦我只想借鉴dnf吧老哥们的一句话来表达自己的肺腑之言……
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/drXIsvboxghgAmi.png
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http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/zTDekFboxgdFdwi.png?_t=1605449044926&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237340&_t=1605450133631&_t=1605451006083&_t=1605451557070&_t=1605451900164&_t=1605452390448：实际上，只要时装选的对，女鬼剑也可以这样~
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/ssliVjboxghlAyv.png
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/VRqMmuboxgdFdAt.png?_t=1605449044926&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237340&_t=1605450133631&_t=1605451006083&_t=1605451557070&_t=1605451900164&_t=1605452390448&_t=1605452554790：咳咳，刺激归刺激，但像素终究是像素，至少限于模糊的马赛克，是不会有人对着那些图像做出不雅之事滴！
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/FhTgKOboxgdvFdy.jpg?_t=1605448751199&_t=1605448816437&_t=1605448992564&_t=1605449044924&_t=1605449138315&_t=1605449153339&_t=1605449237337&_t=1605450133629&_t=1605451006079&_t=1605451557068&_t=1605451900161&_t=1605452390446&_t=1605452554788
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/YpIcaLboxgdvFof.png?_t=1605448751201&_t=1605448816439&_t=1605448992566&_t=1605449044925&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153340&_t=1605449237339&_t=1605450133631&_t=1605451006081&_t=1605451557069&_t=1605451900163&_t=1605452390447&_t=1605452554789
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/zTDekFboxgdFdwi.png?_t=1605449044926&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237340&_t=1605450133631&_t=1605451006083&_t=1605451557070&_t=1605451900164&_t=1605452390448&_t=1605452554790：……
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/zTDekFboxgdFdwi.png?_t=1605449044926&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237340&_t=1605450133631&_t=1605451006083&_t=1605451557070&_t=1605451900164&_t=1605452390448&_t=1605452554790：淦！就是有这样子的LSP存在，这个游戏的时装才不得不被和谐了……
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/uoiQmTboxghzlks.gif
http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/zTDekFboxgdFdwi.png?_t=1605449044926&_t=1605449138317&_t=1605449153341&_t=1605449237340&_t=1605450133631&_t=1605451006083&_t=1605451557070&_t=1605451900164&_t=1605452390448&_t=1605452554790：由于老污鸦肾功能有限，接下来要发的就不一一介绍了，反正就是从网上挑出来发来给大家康的~http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/outcms/jUAViVboxghzlfu.jpg
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本帖最后由 lucky丶白乌鸦 于 2020-11-15 23:34 编辑
趁着缝纫机 我跟你讲 女鬼桑巴+游牧 顶上天 白嫖了 {:3115:} {:3113:} 111111 太强了
jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj 321??? 潜藏海底的生物 13221312321312 看看 11
111111 我国非官方个风格热热热热 222222222222222 ??????? 看看隐藏 其实这个也不能怪DNF，毕竟这几年来，腾讯是跟国家合作的，大量打击黄，毕竟腾讯很大，上面压力也很大，影响力还是很大的，当年DNF红眼的技能界面浏览界面技能都不是红色的，当实际刷图是红色的，后来就彻底的改成了黑色，现在是黑色+白色组合，难道DNF不晓得大家都喜欢红色吗，当国家政策在哪里，不得不遵守，其实我很想让国家出一些来限制这些游戏代理的坑钱的项目，当很多都是限制玩家的，而少有限制 坑钱的，我看主要的原因是，上有政策下有对策吧，所有只能靠玩家自己自觉啦 快看快看
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