囧图冷笑话（第24期）二营长你他娘的意大利炮呢
<p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/YwatEGbntgqqpnA.png</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">Ladys and 乡亲们，大家好，新一期的DNF囧图趣事冷笑话又和大家见面了!最近DNF出了武器幻化系统和勇士大乱弹活动，看完小伙伴各种沙雕截图，我想说我经过严格的训练,无论多好笑我都不会笑!除非忍不住!哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/faWPGtbntlFqpnc.jpg" img_width="294" img_height="57" alt="囧图冷笑话（第24期）二营长你他娘的意大利炮呢" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/faWPGtbntlFqpnc.jpg" data-mce-src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/faWPGtbntlFqpnc.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">1.他超5红10，却在金团当老板，当看到他手持假紫武器却幻化了普雷武器时，我知道他一定是个有故事的男人......</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/xqcRmRbntlFqpkD.jpg" img_width="627" img_height="363" alt="囧图冷笑话（第24期）二营长你他娘的意大利炮呢" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/xqcRmRbntlFqpkD.jpg" data-mce-src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/xqcRmRbntlFqpkD.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">你有故事我有酒，听完我能笑一宿!</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">2.为什么我不能幻化成旭旭宝宝?</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/MbcYKXbntlFqpcD.jpg" img_width="440" img_height="115" alt="囧图冷笑话（第24期）二营长你他娘的意大利炮呢" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/MbcYKXbntlFqpcD.jpg" data-mce-src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/MbcYKXbntlFqpcD.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">骚年，想幻化成旭旭宝宝，你还缺少一套女装啊。</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/ENrJVxbntlFqpak.jpg" img_width="800" img_height="293" alt="囧图冷笑话（第24期）二营长你他娘的意大利炮呢" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/ENrJVxbntlFqpak.jpg" data-mce-src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/ENrJVxbntlFqpak.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">3.有武器幻化了，还要什么女朋友!</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/ujYrmnbntlFqoDz.jpg" img_width="331" img_height="169" alt="囧图冷笑话（第24期）二营长你他娘的意大利炮呢" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/ujYrmnbntlFqoDz.jpg" data-mce-src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/ujYrmnbntlFqoDz.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">发一个喇叭就让大家误会我有女朋友了，我真是太机智了。</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">4.玩DNF时，我的4岁的小外甥一直盯着电脑屏幕看，我以为他被我高端娴熟的技术深深吸引了。结果，小外甥一脸自豪的指着屏幕说：“我能数到100!”</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/KyijmabntlFqouq.jpg" img_width="321" img_height="273" alt="囧图冷笑话（第24期）二营长你他娘的意大利炮呢" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/KyijmabntlFqouq.jpg" data-mce-src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/KyijmabntlFqouq.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">5.我把肉捧给你吃!</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/PpaueXbntlFqooF.jpg" img_width="189" img_height="141" alt="囧图冷笑话（第24期）二营长你他娘的意大利炮呢" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/PpaueXbntlFqooF.jpg" data-mce-src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/PpaueXbntlFqooF.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">6.李云龙：二营长你他娘的意大利炮呢?</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">二营长：拿去玩勇士大乱弹去了!</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/aCEFIgbntlFqols.jpg" img_width="477" img_height="242" alt="囧图冷笑话（第24期）二营长你他娘的意大利炮呢" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/aCEFIgbntlFqols.jpg" data-mce-src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/aCEFIgbntlFqols.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">7.我的意中人是一位盖世团长，总有一天，他会带着他的二营长，在全独立团前用他娘的意大利炮轰我。——Mc秀琴</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/fJLNtYbntlFqoio.jpg" img_width="800" img_height="740" alt="囧图冷笑话（第24期）二营长你他娘的意大利炮呢" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/fJLNtYbntlFqoio.jpg" data-mce-src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/fJLNtYbntlFqoio.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">8.龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/rBgJnlbntlFqocA.jpg" img_width="800" img_height="593" alt="囧图冷笑话（第24期）二营长你他娘的意大利炮呢" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/rBgJnlbntlFqocA.jpg" data-mce-src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/rBgJnlbntlFqocA.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">把好好的勇士大乱弹玩成了地道战，你们城里人真会玩!</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">9.DNF滞销，帮帮我们!</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/QTrtDDbntlFqnEv.jpg" img_width="600" img_height="600" alt="囧图冷笑话（第24期）二营长你他娘的意大利炮呢" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/QTrtDDbntlFqnEv.jpg" data-mce-src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/QTrtDDbntlFqnEv.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">10.喜当爹的感觉真好!</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/mofyoGbntlFqnAv.jpg" img_width="800" img_height="296" alt="囧图冷笑话（第24期）二营长你他娘的意大利炮呢" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/mofyoGbntlFqnAv.jpg" data-mce-src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/mofyoGbntlFqnAv.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">本期DNF囧图趣事冷笑话就讲到这里，不管你笑没笑，我们不退票!</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; 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