囧图冷笑话（第23期）DNF变形记：真香！
<p style="text-align: center; padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/anVtCjbnnCrAueq.png</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">Ladys and 乡亲们，大家好，新一期的DNF囧图趣事冷笑话又和大家见面了!</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">1.小伙伴问我：女枪哪套时装比较好看!</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">我告诉他：2013年春节装扮。</p><center style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;"><img src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image001.gif" width="145" height="201" _src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image001.gif" data-mce-src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image001.gif" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></center><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">小伙伴说：哪里好看，感觉很普通啊!</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">我对他说：美女这种东西，跟鲜花一样，需要有绿叶来衬托才会显出她的娇媚，你再看看嘛。</p><center style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;"><img src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image002.gif" width="329" height="167" _src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image002.gif" data-mce-src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image002.gif" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></center><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">小伙伴：嗯，再这么一看，女枪的时装真是美若天仙!</p><center style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;"><img src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image003.jpg" width="529" height="431" _src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image003.jpg" data-mce-src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image003.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></center><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">2.普雷没位置怎么办?世上没有什么事情是一个红包解决不了的，如果有，那就一个顶俩!</p><center style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;"><img src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image004.jpg" width="582" height="1262" _src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image004.jpg" data-mce-src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image004.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></center><center style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;"><img src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image005.jpg" width="606" height="1314" _src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image005.jpg" data-mce-src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image005.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></center><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">3.每天上线都吓一跳，这该死的公会公告!</p><center style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;"><img src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image006.jpg" width="340" height="254" _src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image006.jpg" data-mce-src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image006.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></center><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">4.他，本是一介废柴，现实中的死肥宅，游戏中的loser，身无分文，穷困潦倒，输出下水道，打团没人要，在虚拟和现实世界受到千般鄙夷，万种嫌弃。不堪羞辱之下，他选择弃坑，偶然一次机会他看到了一个DNF活动，真香回坑后，意外赢得了人生第一桶金2万代币，没想到这竟是他命运的巨大转折。从此，世界500强公司老板和策划争相跪舔，各种美女抢着投怀送抱，充满七万的二次元少女赛丽亚，拿完钱踢人的傲娇女团长，一言不合就送天空的高冷女师傅，整天看电影的邻家小妹，试看平凡的他如何在虚拟与现实双重世界过上左拥右抱的帝王生活，尽在《重生之真香回坑》!</p><center style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;"><img src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image007.jpg" width="554" height="340" _src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image007.jpg" data-mce-src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image007.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></center><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">5.还在COSPLAY动漫人物，那你就OUT了!作为有文化有内涵的资深COSPLAY专家，我已经开始COSPLAY四大名著了。</p><center style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;"><img src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image008.gif" width="484" height="254" _src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image008.gif" data-mce-src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image008.gif" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></center><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">6.还有比这更黑的团吗?</p><center style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;"><img src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image009.jpg" width="568" height="443" _src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image009.jpg" data-mce-src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image009.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></center><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">7.死鬼，你还不出来娶我?</p><center style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;"><img src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image010.jpg" width="287" height="77" _src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image010.jpg" data-mce-src="https://ossweb-img.qq.com/upload/webplat/info/201908/ee00666d616966869d8a9edc2c62a76e.files/image010.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></center><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;">本期DNF囧图趣事冷笑话就讲到这里，不管你笑没笑，我们不退票!</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium;"><br></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; 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