DNF囧图冷笑话第17期：11周年那些逗比的喇叭！
<p data-mce-style="color: #333333;" style="text-align: center; padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/anVtCjbnnCrAueq.png</p><p data-mce-style="color: #333333;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">Ladys and 乡亲们，大家好，新一期的DNF囧图趣事冷笑话又和大家见面了!自从周年庆活动开始以来，服务器上刷喇叭的人变得非常非常多，喇叭的内容也是千奇百怪，其中不乏不甘寂寞的逗比小伙伴们。</p><p data-mce-style="color: #333333;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><b>1.不得不说，DNF里还是好人多啊</b></p><center data-mce-style="color: #333333;" style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><img border="1" alt="IMG_256" src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/WOtIGMbnpACFkfk.gif" width="307" height="58" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/WOtIGMbnpACFkfk.gif" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></center><p data-mce-style="color: #333333;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><b>2.喜闻乐见系列</b></p><center data-mce-style="color: #333333;" style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><img border="1" alt="IMG_257" src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/qqqPwwbnpACFjFC.jpg" width="302" height="67" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/qqqPwwbnpACFjFC.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></center><p data-mce-style="color: #333333;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">7月5号看到的，而周年庆送的欢乐代币券7月4号就已经删除了......</p><p data-mce-style="color: #333333;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><b>3.如果真爱有颜色，那一定是原谅色</b></p><center data-mce-style="color: #333333;" style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><img border="1" alt="IMG_258" src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/NRKolxbnpACFjxj.gif" width="306" height="37" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/NRKolxbnpACFjxj.gif" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></center><p data-mce-style="color: #333333;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><b>4.抗议!这是赤果果的性别歧视!</b></p><center data-mce-style="color: #333333;" style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><img border="1" alt="IMG_259" src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/KuXHfQbnpACFjql.gif" width="301" height="76" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/KuXHfQbnpACFjql.gif" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></center><p data-mce-style="color: #333333;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><b>5.DNF玩家黑你千百遍，你却待他如初恋......</b></p><p data-mce-style="color: #333333;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">鸡你太美!</p><center data-mce-style="color: #333333;" style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><img border="1" alt="IMG_261" src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/JqysNTbnpACFjiz.jpg" width="306" height="298" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/JqysNTbnpACFjiz.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></center><p data-mce-style="color: #333333;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><b>6.我战法，魔界人，一个打入冒险家漩涡攻坚团队的卧底......</b></p><center data-mce-style="color: #333333;" style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><img border="1" alt="IMG_262" src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/iOHPsWbnpACFiDa.jpg" width="604" height="530" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/iOHPsWbnpACFiDa.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></center><p data-mce-style="color: #333333;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><b>7.单身久了，被怪物亲一口，都会莫名其妙的心跳加速</b></p><center data-mce-style="color: #333333;" style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><img border="1" alt="IMG_263" src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/krlYczbnpACFitA.jpg" width="255" height="270" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/krlYczbnpACFitA.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></center><p data-mce-style="color: #333333;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">糟糕，是心动的感觉!</p><p data-mce-style="color: #333333;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><b>8.单身狗朋友对我说，这是他2019年唯一成功推倒的妹子</b></p><center data-mce-style="color: #333333;" style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><img border="1" alt="IMG_264" src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/WwvoDMbnpACFikq.jpg" width="352" height="213" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/WwvoDMbnpACFikq.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></center><p data-mce-style="color: #333333;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">不和大家皮了，班主任好像喊我回去上课了。</p><center data-mce-style="color: #333333;" style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><img border="1" alt="IMG_266" src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/kxzMlYbnpACFhFF.jpg" width="365" height="181" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/kxzMlYbnpACFhFF.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></center><p data-mce-style="color: #333333;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">本期DNF囧图趣事冷笑话就讲到这里，不管你笑没笑，我们不退票!</p><center data-mce-style="color: #333333;" style="font-family: "Microsoft YaHei"; font-size: medium; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><img border="1" alt="IMG_267" src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/OxIsFabnpACFhxn.jpg" width="502" height="345" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/OxIsFabnpACFhxn.jpg" style="border: 0px; 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