囧图冷笑话（第16期）如果DNF也开始垃圾分类
<p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"><img src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/anVtCjbnnCrAueq.png" border="0" alt="" style="max-width:400px"></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);">Ladys and 乡亲们，大家好，新一期的DNF囧图趣事冷笑话又和大家见面了!</p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"><b>1.今天狗团在公会频道吐槽我：给你厉害坏了，你咋不上天呢?</b></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);">打鸟背时，我二话不说换上了魔道小号，鸟背全程，我都在给狗团长表演怎么上天......</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/SaNfEVbnpavdcuy.jpg" img_width="587" img_height="524" alt="DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期）如果DNF也开始垃圾分类" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/SaNfEVbnpavdcuy.jpg" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/SaNfEVbnpavdcuy.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"><b>2.是什么蒙蔽了我的双眼?</b></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/FKbPzsbnpavdckl.jpg" img_width="290" img_height="317" alt="DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期）如果DNF也开始垃圾分类" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/FKbPzsbnpavdckl.jpg" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/FKbPzsbnpavdckl.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);">贫穷蒙蔽了我的双眼!</p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"><b>3.团长，给我安排了一个奶妈，一看名字就是毒奶!</b></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/sfbTfLbnpavdchf.jpg" img_width="219" img_height="302" alt="DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期）如果DNF也开始垃圾分类" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/sfbTfLbnpavdchf.jpg" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/sfbTfLbnpavdchf.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);">等等......团长，这TMD不是毒奶，这是假奶!</p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"><b>4.喜闻乐见系列</b></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/vmNNiybnpavdcct.jpg" img_width="273" img_height="127" alt="DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期）如果DNF也开始垃圾分类" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/vmNNiybnpavdcct.jpg" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/vmNNiybnpavdcct.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);">别以为马选之人就能为所欲为!</p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"><b>5.小吊机真可爱</b></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/tleXLJbnpavdbAD.jpg" img_width="800" img_height="404" alt="DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期）如果DNF也开始垃圾分类" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/tleXLJbnpavdbAD.jpg" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/tleXLJbnpavdbAD.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"><b>6.7月4号快递有惊喜活动出现了部分玩家无法正常收到快递的情况。</b></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/OAiuirbnpavdbrx.jpg" img_width="800" img_height="363" alt="DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期）如果DNF也开始垃圾分类" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/OAiuirbnpavdbrx.jpg" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/OAiuirbnpavdbrx.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);">别慌，你的快递只是被龙卷风吹走了!惊不惊喜，意不意外?</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/LIWFMubnpavdbnb.jpg" img_width="650" img_height="659" alt="DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期）如果DNF也开始垃圾分类" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/LIWFMubnpavdbnb.jpg" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/LIWFMubnpavdbnb.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"><b>7.也有玩家吐槽，雪人套不是被龙卷风吹走了，而是天太热化掉了。</b></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/QsMrgDbnpavdbav.jpg" img_width="198" img_height="269" alt="DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期）如果DNF也开始垃圾分类" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/QsMrgDbnpavdbav.jpg" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/QsMrgDbnpavdbav.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"><b>8.2019夏日套展示</b></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/XunlxwbnpavdaxB.jpg" img_width="550" img_height="360" alt="DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期）如果DNF也开始垃圾分类" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/XunlxwbnpavdaxB.jpg" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/XunlxwbnpavdaxB.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"><b>9.那一天，人类终于回想起了曾一度被普雷(垃圾分类)所支配的恐怖......</b></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/POtlLqbnpavdapb.jpg" img_width="800" img_height="1799" alt="DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期）如果DNF也开始垃圾分类" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/POtlLqbnpavdapb.jpg" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/POtlLqbnpavdapb.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"><b>10.弱弱问一句，战法属于哪种垃圾?</b></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/IqIcCJbnpavdaeA.jpg" img_width="643" img_height="406" alt="DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期）如果DNF也开始垃圾分类" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/IqIcCJbnpavdaeA.jpg" data-tools-id="36551" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/YWxqaGBf/cms3/IqIcCJbnpavdaeA.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);">本期DNF囧图趣事冷笑话就讲到这里，不管你笑没笑，我们不退票!</p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"><br></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"><br></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; 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