DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期） 我在北极过夏天
<p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);">//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/**</p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);">Ladys and 乡亲们，大家好，新一期的DNF囧图趣事冷笑话又和大家见面了!周年庆的欢乐代币券想必大家都领到了，小伙伴们都领到多少呢?不会都是7777**吧?</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/sIaEyKbnoyAgwrj.jpg" img_width="800" img_height="800" alt="DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期） 我在北极过夏天" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/sIaEyKbnoyAgwrj.jpg" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/sIaEyKbnoyAgwrj.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"><b>1.神龙啊，我要许愿99999大礼包!</b></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);">神龙：好的，没问题!</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/bGlKiSbnoyAgwlC.jpg" img_width="647" img_height="375" alt="DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期） 我在北极过夏天" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/bGlKiSbnoyAgwlC.jpg" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/bGlKiSbnoyAgwlC.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"><b>2.竹林游戏，把玩家逼疯了!</b></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/jWKcrLbnoyAgwkl.jpg" img_width="414" img_height="108" alt="DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期） 我在北极过夏天" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/jWKcrLbnoyAgwkl.jpg" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/jWKcrLbnoyAgwkl.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);">我怀疑你有严重的受虐倾向，小伙子，药不能停啊!</p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"><b>3.韩服夏日套火影忍者乱入!</b></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/YlSijdbnoyAgway.jpg" img_width="636" img_height="238" alt="DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期） 我在北极过夏天" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/YlSijdbnoyAgway.jpg" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/YlSijdbnoyAgway.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"><b>4.韩服夏日套，裸足!泳装!看完之后，我莫名其妙的燥热起来......</b></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/jHsuLzbnoyAgvAj.gif" img_width="298" img_height="230" alt="DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期） 我在北极过夏天" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/jHsuLzbnoyAgvAj.gif" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/jHsuLzbnoyAgvAj.gif" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);">神龙啊，我许愿，请让国服夏日套比韩服更加燥热吧!</p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);">神龙：好的，没问题!</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/wPMUbUbnoyAgvvF.jpg" img_width="552" img_height="380" alt="DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期） 我在北极过夏天" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/wPMUbUbnoyAgvvF.jpg" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/wPMUbUbnoyAgvvF.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);">我勒个擦，大棉袄啊二棉裤，简直燥热到中暑，我们是在北极过的夏天吗?</p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"><b>5.姐妹们，我们中出了一个叛徒</b></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/gpoTjdbnoyAgvth.jpg" img_width="591" img_height="201" alt="DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期） 我在北极过夏天" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/gpoTjdbnoyAgvth.jpg" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/gpoTjdbnoyAgvth.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);">古有花木兰女扮男装替父去从军，</p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);">今有男法师穿着女装混入萝莉群。</p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"><b>6.女装?老子也要!</b></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);">女装大佬：“帅锅，来普雷，我奶你啊!”</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/iKIgFAbnoyAgvkb.jpg" img_width="562" img_height="453" alt="DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期） 我在北极过夏天" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/iKIgFAbnoyAgvkb.jpg" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/iKIgFAbnoyAgvkb.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);">正常玩家的反应</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/KoEiLubnoyAgvge.jpg" img_width="330" img_height="175" alt="DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期） 我在北极过夏天" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/KoEiLubnoyAgvge.jpg" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/KoEiLubnoyAgvge.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);">不正常玩家的反应</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/fxcaOAbnoyAgvec.jpg" img_width="800" img_height="787" alt="DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期） 我在北极过夏天" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/fxcaOAbnoyAgvec.jpg" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/fxcaOAbnoyAgvec.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"><b>7.感动中国系列之DNF好女友</b></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/NLiInfbnoyAguEF.jpg" img_width="618" img_height="710" alt="DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期） 我在北极过夏天" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/NLiInfbnoyAguEF.jpg" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/NLiInfbnoyAguEF.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"><b>8.谁动了我的奶酪(子)?</b></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/sYcuxCbnoyAguBu.jpg" img_width="358" img_height="598" alt="DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期） 我在北极过夏天" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/sYcuxCbnoyAguBu.jpg" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/sYcuxCbnoyAguBu.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);">我幼小的心灵受到了1万点暴击伤害!咋突然就和谐了呢?如果不是为了这种“隐藏”福利，想当初，我又是为什么不惜删了几个满级的大号，在账号里建了N个守护者小号啊!</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/fdHabgbnoyAguzg.jpg" img_width="546" img_height="447" alt="DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期） 我在北极过夏天" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/fdHabgbnoyAguzg.jpg" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/fdHabgbnoyAguzg.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);">话说，自从“乳摇”的外号问世之后，我再也无法正常面对班上那个叫“X茹瑶”女生了，直到......她男朋友骂我看她女朋友时眼神和笑容极度猥琐，把我狠狠的揍了一顿......</p><p data-mce-style="color: #222222;" style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);">不和大家皮了，本期DNF囧图趣事冷笑话就讲到这里，不管你笑没笑，我们不退票!</p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/SbTlkFbnoyAgusc.jpg" img_width="800" img_height="614" alt="DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期） 我在北极过夏天" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/SbTlkFbnoyAgusc.jpg" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/SbTlkFbnoyAgusc.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><img src="http://i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/yiyePHbnoyAgurb.jpg" img_width="800" img_height="368" alt="DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期） 我在北极过夏天" inline="0" _src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/yiyePHbnoyAgurb.jpg" data-mce-src="//i.17173cdn.com/2fhnvk/Y**3/yiyePHbnoyAgurb.jpg" style="border: 0px; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;"></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><br></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; line-height: 1.8em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Simsun; font-size: medium; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><br></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><font color="#000000" face="Simsun" size="3"><span style="line-height: 28.8px;">转载自今日头条-游久DNF，欢迎原作者在论坛投稿</span></font></p><p style="padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; text-indent: 2em; max-width: 100%; font-variant-ligatures: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2;"><font color="#000000" face="Simsun" size="3"><span style="line-height: 28.8px;">17173DNF玩家补丁** [<font color="#0609e"><a href="http://shang.qq.com/wpa/qunwpa?idkey=2e7e4ecc0cbf8bb4f94da9bb529af82b2142bbdb08e192bd8ae2b1d0cd21afc3" target="_blank">点击**</a></font>]</span></font></p><p></p> DNF囧图冷笑话（第16期） 我在北极过夏天
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