囧图冷笑话（第12期） 周年庆我们一起搞事情
<p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">Ladys and 乡亲们，大家好，周年庆马上要到了，犹记得几年前周年庆的时候，我的狗团长和小伙伴一起去各大网吧拉电闸，每当说到此处，我的狗团长都激动得要从轮椅上跳了起来!今年周年庆我的狗团长又来搞事情了!</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><b>一、狗团长花样搞事情</b></p><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><p class="pgc-img-caption" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(119, 119, 119); line-height: 16px;"></p></div><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">狗团长，你这么调皮，家里人知道吗?</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><b>二、熊猫在哪里?</b></p><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><p class="pgc-img-caption" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(119, 119, 119); line-height: 16px;"></p></div><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">问：熊猫在哪里?</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">答：在动物园。</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">没毛病，我手拿40米长的大刀，为你的机智点赞!</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><b>三、请你出去，你个假粉!</b></p><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><p class="pgc-img-caption" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(119, 119, 119); line-height: 16px;"></p></div><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br></div><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><b>四、最强辅助附魔卡片诞生</b></p><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><p class="pgc-img-caption" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(119, 119, 119); line-height: 16px;"></p></div><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">最强辅助卡片，据说附魔后会触发隐藏特效：后跳附带剑气。</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><b>五、我的车呢?</b></p><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><p class="pgc-img-caption" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(119, 119, 119); line-height: 16px;"></p></div><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">别人开车我步行，身为穷屌丝的我，仿佛已经输在了人生的起跑线......</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><b>六、真正好用的普雷攻略</b></p><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><p class="pgc-img-caption" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(119, 119, 119); line-height: 16px;"></p></div><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br><p class="pgc-img-caption" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(119, 119, 119); line-height: 16px;"></p></div><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">麻麻，再也不用担心我不会打普雷了......</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><b>七、突如其来的骚，闪了老子的腰</b></p><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><p class="pgc-img-caption" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(119, 119, 119); line-height: 16px;"></p></div><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">啊，我的眼睛，你赔我的眼睛!</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><b>八、原谅我笑出声</b></p><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><p class="pgc-img-caption" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(119, 119, 119); line-height: 16px;"></p></div><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">对于DNF玩家来说，“为何升级布甲”约等于“为何放弃治疗”......</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><b>九、喜闻乐见系列</b></p><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><p class="pgc-img-caption" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(119, 119, 119); line-height: 16px;"></p></div><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br></div><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><b>十、比楼上的更悲催</b></p><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><p class="pgc-img-caption" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(119, 119, 119); line-height: 16px;"></p></div><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">这位小伙伴大概潜意识里觉得所有奶妈的武器都是十字架......</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><b>十一、非酋的周常</b></p><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><p class="pgc-img-caption" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(119, 119, 119); line-height: 16px;"></p></div><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">小学生才做选择题，我们成年人全都要!但是，这道选择题你只给我一个选项是几个意思?</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">不和大家皮了，笔者要去追杀狗团长去了，本期DNF囧图趣事冷笑话就讲到这里，不管你笑没笑，我们不退票!</p><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"></div><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br></div><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br></div><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br></div><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br></div><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br></div><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box;">转载自今日头条-游久DNF，欢迎原作者在论坛投稿</div><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box;">17173DNF玩家补丁****]</div></div><p></p> 囧图冷笑话（第12期） 周年庆我们一起搞事情 非酋的周常那张图好像就是我的号。 奶萝那个，你还有一次机会，完成6次挑战任务，3次卢克9次鸟背30次星空裂缝，做完又送一个苍穹，问题在于：既然有送，为什么还要把奔跑送的苍穹给奶萝？
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