最搞笑的漩涡炸团理由，被野猪队长团灭，就问你们怕不怕
<p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><span style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 700;">漩涡故事会之《最奇葩的炸团理由》，竟然因为野猪队长，导致团灭</span></p><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><img src="http://p3.pstatp.com/large/pgc-image/ed43ec576acf485e8665d8107c145452" img_width="960" img_height="600" alt="DNF:最搞笑的漩涡炸团理由，被野猪队长团灭，就问你们怕不怕" inline="0" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; border-style: none; max-width: 100%; display: block; margin: 10px auto;"><p class="pgc-img-caption" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(119, 119, 119); line-height: 16px;"></p></div><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><span style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 700;">故事背景</span>:漩涡中配团，三路兵营已经破了，因为中路有进boss图有BUG，分别从上下两路进，问题就出在这！</p><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><img src="http://p3.pstatp.com/large/pgc-image/292b793e492f46229858b19db93a0792" img_width="589" img_height="256" alt="DNF:最搞笑的漩涡炸团理由，被野猪队长团灭，就问你们怕不怕" inline="0" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; border-style: none; max-width: 100%; display: block; margin: 10px auto;"><p class="pgc-img-caption" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(119, 119, 119); line-height: 16px;"></p></div><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">如上图，我们可以看到，26号房间，6号和7号正在打野猪，并且是一个野猪大队长。本来是三个人进了26号房间，6/7/8三名玩家，8号是奶妈，进图的时候<span style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 700;">主C跑太快，没有吃到BUFF，奶妈进BOSS图被秒，没有复活，然后见状不妙，撤退了，留下了6/7两名玩家！</span></p><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><img src="http://p3.pstatp.com/large/pgc-image/9a6b9ab62f734173b1751be516a75b17" img_width="396" img_height="241" alt="DNF:最搞笑的漩涡炸团理由，被野猪队长团灭，就问你们怕不怕" inline="0" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; border-style: none; max-width: 100%; display: block; margin: 10px auto;"><p class="pgc-img-caption" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(119, 119, 119); line-height: 16px;"></p></div><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">6号是团长，开始想让奶妈复活，下来加个BUFF，给个太阳，就过了，可惜奶妈见状不对撤退了！</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">1号玩家:原来26才是boss</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">2号玩家:<span style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 700;">我第一次见2人带奶打不过野猪的</span></p><h1 style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 24px; margin-top: 36px; margin-bottom: 22px; line-height: 32px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif;">然后开始互相伤害，最后引炸</h1><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><img src="http://p1.pstatp.com/large/pgc-image/3392f5ff58ae4d62bb9d7a50a3ed173e" img_width="417" img_height="325" alt="DNF:最搞笑的漩涡炸团理由，被野猪队长团灭，就问你们怕不怕" inline="0" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; border-style: none; max-width: 100%; display: block; margin: 10px auto;"><p class="pgc-img-caption" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(119, 119, 119); line-height: 16px;"></p></div><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">没想到这波团还是凌晨三点打的，按理说这个时间段玩游戏的玩家，怎么说都是真爱粉，挺用心的一类人呀，<span style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 700;">笑点也是第一次听到因为野猪引发炸团的故事！</span></p><h1 style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 24px; margin-top: 36px; margin-bottom: 22px; line-height: 32px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif;">野猪队长不能小看，三级钢化男都不一定能完胜他</h1><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">笑点趁着这个机会，跟大家讲解一下野猪队长的一些奇葩小故事！</p><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><img src="http://p3.pstatp.com/large/pgc-image/f89c7e79f60e4257beef2657c0273079" img_width="1006" img_height="640" alt="DNF:最搞笑的漩涡炸团理由，被野猪队长团灭，就问你们怕不怕" inline="0" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; border-style: none; max-width: 100%; display: block; margin: 10px auto;"><p class="pgc-img-caption" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(119, 119, 119); line-height: 16px;"></p></div><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">漩涡团本里，前哨图特定的时间里会派出长脚怪像己方基地前进，而己方基地的倒数第三个图，经常会刷新小野猪和野猪队长。</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">野猪队长可不得了，不仅拥有秒咱们玩家的能力，还能够和前哨派出长脚怪一战，大家都知道，长脚怪会移动，而超时空漩涡团本的一个特别的彩蛋，那就是他自己本身的怪物会自相残杀，<span style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 700;">长脚怪移动到有着其他怪物的房间的时候，就会打一架，赢了继续往前走，输了就没了！</span></p><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><img src="http://p1.pstatp.com/large/pgc-image/71bab75cc5514fbf904680bf0d164d2f" img_width="640" img_height="404" alt="DNF:最搞笑的漩涡炸团理由，被野猪队长团灭，就问你们怕不怕" inline="0" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; border-style: none; max-width: 100%; display: block; margin: 10px auto;"><p class="pgc-img-caption" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(119, 119, 119); line-height: 16px;"></p></div><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><span style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 700;">而野猪队长的特殊机制，不仅能够一招秒杀玩家，也能够一招秒杀长脚怪，有时候还能够把钢管男打败！所以会出现明明长脚怪要到家了，却突然消失了，就是被野猪队长打败了，所以咱们也不能小瞧野猪队长！</span></p><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><img src="http://p1.pstatp.com/large/pgc-image/a2f7902d872144ac9ebbdac9f4d5f605" img_width="600" img_height="600" alt="DNF:最搞笑的漩涡炸团理由，被野猪队长团灭，就问你们怕不怕" inline="0" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; border-style: none; max-width: 100%; display: block; margin: 10px auto;"><p class="pgc-img-caption" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(119, 119, 119); line-height: 16px;"></p></div><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">不过话说回来，笑点确实是第一次见到玩家因为打不过野猪，然后心态崩了，从而炸团的故事会！容我继续笑会！</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei", "WenQuanYi Micro Hei", "Helvetica Neue", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">转载自今日头条-笑点电竞</p><p></p> 笑死我了 我打了10次漩涡，就遇到一次钢管，钢管是真的硬，要是野猪队长能把钢管干掉，那就tm太爽了，情愿打光暗重力恶魔也不想打钢管 上星期漩涡到罗什，遇到BUG，无限地火，整个队伍都烤熟了，惨不惹睹 我记得在哪看过一个是，打罗什 一队一波直接带走，二队只打了百分之十 我一直都听说血之艾克斯能打过长脚怪，但是我一次都没见过 我见过魅妖公主打败过钢管男，但是野猪还没见过 一看就晓得，根本不会打野猪 奶妈开场太阳不放就被秒？？ 我表示不想说啥，这都炸人才啊 我被他干掉过两次，一次单人一次组队 野猪单刷都能过 哈哈哈跑啊跑快点抢dps，要是我奶，你爱吃不吃，劳资也不给你补。 没见过被野猪怪打死的移动怪 笑死我了 野猪单刷都能过 没见过被野猪怪打死的移动怪 没见过被野猪怪打死的移动怪 我一直都听说血之艾克斯能打过长脚怪，但是我一次都没见过 我表示不想说啥，这都炸人才啊 我表示不想说啥，这都炸人才啊
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