妖风,眯眯 发表于 2019-2-16 18:13:24

散装天帝想去卢克团当25仔,发现团长不识货,出言辱骂

<p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, &quot;WenQuanYi Micro Hei&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">最近这一段时间应该是25C的春天,剑魂玩家也不在叫唤自己伤害低了,天帝玩家也没人称他们为不锈钢盆了了,可正是这种环境下,25C们开始慢慢的反击纯C,然后各种团本找存在感了,就连卢克团有的都不要红眼等一众纯C职业,可今天笑点给大家带来卢克故事会:遇到了一个<span style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 700;">瞎子大佬,一身传说装备想去卢克当25仔,还怪团长不识货。</span></p><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, &quot;WenQuanYi Micro Hei&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><img src="http://p3.pstatp.com/large/pgc-image/b049982dcd2f4032bdd598766ebf3f00" img_width="960" img_height="1280" alt="DNF:散装天帝想去卢克团当25仔,发现团长不识货,出言辱骂" inline="0" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; border-style: none; max-width: 100%; display: block; margin: 10px auto;"></div><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, &quot;WenQuanYi Micro Hei&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">上图就是该瞎子大佬的面板图,不管以前还是现在版本,想打团的话,妥妥的金团老板,可这位大佬缺并不这么认为。</p><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, &quot;WenQuanYi Micro Hei&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><img src="http://p3.pstatp.com/large/pgc-image/72b4aa4036a64b9ba4036beee06d22df" img_width="960" img_height="1280" alt="DNF:散装天帝想去卢克团当25仔,发现团长不识货,出言辱骂" inline="0" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; border-style: none; max-width: 100%; display: block; margin: 10px auto;"></div><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, &quot;WenQuanYi Micro Hei&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">上图,团长问瞎子大佬能打哪?我们的瞎子大佬说自己是25,不是C,怪团长知道吗,甚至出言:智障,不知道的人还真以为团长不识货,可瞎子自身只是减防属性,加上红阵,加上大冰和不动等等有点控制,可并不属于常规的25仔,又没有挂树型<span style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 700;">BUFF,</span>这个时候,一队的啪啪丁就说了,最起码来套断肠啊。也就是牛6WIFI套。可瞎子大佬一身散搭,乌龟都打不过,也没有WIFI效果。</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, &quot;WenQuanYi Micro Hei&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">虽然瞎子现在在韩服那边职业排名第7,也并不是膨胀的资本呀。</p><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, &quot;WenQuanYi Micro Hei&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><img src="http://p1.pstatp.com/large/pgc-image/5488b7218dd24b10a78dbcf68658b19b" img_width="960" img_height="480" alt="DNF:散装天帝想去卢克团当25仔,发现团长不识货,出言辱骂" inline="0" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; border-style: none; max-width: 100%; display: block; margin: 10px auto;"></div><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, &quot;WenQuanYi Micro Hei&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">这个时候,有网友就说了。</p><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, &quot;WenQuanYi Micro Hei&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><img src="http://p3.pstatp.com/large/pgc-image/4110e7b0ead14a769511f00c2ad4f6da" img_width="1011" img_height="670" alt="DNF:散装天帝想去卢克团当25仔,发现团长不识货,出言辱骂" inline="0" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; border-style: none; max-width: 100%; display: block; margin: 10px auto;"></div><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, &quot;WenQuanYi Micro Hei&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">称瞎子太膨胀了,更有网友称是不想出100 W去做金团,所以死皮赖脸的来混野团,遇个大佬好带自己,可态度都不对,谁带呢?</p><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, &quot;WenQuanYi Micro Hei&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><img src="http://p3.pstatp.com/large/pgc-image/a28a01e1c5a74a1d94058f90492e5c4f" img_width="645" img_height="739" alt="DNF:散装天帝想去卢克团当25仔,发现团长不识货,出言辱骂" inline="0" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; border-style: none; max-width: 100%; display: block; margin: 10px auto;"></div><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, &quot;WenQuanYi Micro Hei&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">以上就是笑点给大家带来的全部内容,喜欢卢克故事会的点个赞呗。</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 16px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, &quot;WenQuanYi Micro Hei&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">本期表情包:</p><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, &quot;WenQuanYi Micro Hei&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><img src="http://p3.pstatp.com/large/pgc-image/b9fe70a52cb8479cac6805a1d641b9b7" img_width="553" img_height="512" alt="DNF:散装天帝想去卢克团当25仔,发现团长不识货,出言辱骂" inline="0" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; border-style: none; max-width: 100%; display: block; margin: 10px auto;"></div><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, &quot;WenQuanYi Micro Hei&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br></div><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, &quot;WenQuanYi Micro Hei&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br></div><div class="pgc-img" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, &quot;WenQuanYi Micro Hei&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">转载自今日头条-笑点电竞</div><p></p>

红旺旺,被砍 发表于 2019-2-17 09:44:52

前几天我小号手抖多买了一张卢克票,当时锅里炖着鸡呢,就去坐金团了。刚进团我说我是老板团长就蒙逼了。。。

思思想家 发表于 2019-2-17 09:45:05

有谁比我惨啊,升级错了现在只能去坐金团了。

你的泪会说慌、 发表于 2019-2-17 09:45:18

剑帝现在多少能当主C啊

拜拜小空空 发表于 2019-2-17 09:45:31

我还见过个一身破烂的暗帝申请卢克,说自己有减防

风中小树枝 发表于 2019-2-17 09:45:57

这算什么?我今天遇到个打鸟背的,3700本命红眼拖了个这瞎子,我是奶,刚加就进去了,没看装备,进去一看肯定不愿意啊,我好歹75苍穹奶4700智力,就直接死了他们带着我buff打到第四个小怪图打不过了,然后问我咋回事,我说你拖个酱油我打什么,瞎子直接不愿意了,我这装备输出最高你懂什么?武器增幅12,恍惚增幅3增幅4无附魔,锻造没注意,就这单人鸟背怕是都得玩10分钟还当输出打,真是膨胀的不行

玩家U_73605955 发表于 2019-2-17 09:46:10

除了奶爸奶妈 光兵 啪啪丁,其他职业如果c不了,我是不会放的!我管你25还是什么东西!

非洲白萝卜 发表于 2019-2-17 09:46:23

几年没玩了,我想问下,我这回归号能不能打卢克了

末日、重现 发表于 2019-2-17 09:46:36

我这瞎子都还坐金团呢

锅炉小魔女 发表于 2019-2-17 09:46:49

我这样的可以打卢克吗,一直坐的金团,刚玩几个月

我朋友说可以拿奶换酱油,苦练第五个好中

猥琐小冰 发表于 2019-2-17 09:47:02

我都可以打超时空普通了

那些年养的猪 发表于 2019-2-17 09:47:28

最近瞎子都膨胀了

抓到一个小土豪 发表于 2019-2-17 09:47:41

开荒修罗神,毕业换脸盆。

NX打脸 发表于 2019-2-17 09:47:54

我现在打不管他酱油不酱油,配置还行带两个无所谓。就怕那些装备蛇皮或者手法蛇皮的还带酱油。狗团长给个门槛奶带两个就带两个,就怕那些指点江山的
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